{"id":1011,"date":"2008-12-03T16:23:57","date_gmt":"2008-12-03T23:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valianthosting.ca\/clients\/daemon\/?p=1011"},"modified":"2008-12-03T16:23:57","modified_gmt":"2008-12-03T23:23:57","slug":"this-is-no-time-for-seriousness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/?p=1011","title":{"rendered":"This is no time for seriousness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cause I just don&#8217;t have the patience today and there are many others who are far more talented than I can ever dream of being &#8211; go <a href=\"http:\/\/crackle.com\/c\/The_Dan_Band\/_Please_Don_t_Bomb_Nobody_This_Holiday_\/2411915\">here<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/wilwheaton.typepad.com\/wwdnbackup\/2008\/12\/prop-8---the-mu.html\">here<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/hijinksensue.com\/2008\/12\/03\/tweroes-and-twillains\/\">here<\/a>.\u00a0 While you&#8217;re distracted by the cool stuffs on the Interweebs I&#8217;m going to find homes for my list of soldiers who need &#8220;adopting&#8221;.\u00a0 Enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cause I just don&#8217;t have the patience today and there are many others who are far more talented than I can ever dream of being &#8211; go here, here and here.\u00a0 While you&#8217;re distracted by the cool stuffs on the Interweebs I&#8217;m going to find homes for my list of soldiers who need &#8220;adopting&#8221;.\u00a0 Enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-vittles-beer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1011"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1012,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011\/revisions\/1012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}