{"id":1329,"date":"2009-03-08T20:38:16","date_gmt":"2009-03-09T03:38:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valianthosting.ca\/clients\/daemon\/?p=1329"},"modified":"2009-03-08T20:38:16","modified_gmt":"2009-03-09T03:38:16","slug":"defective","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/?p=1329","title":{"rendered":"Defective"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently whichever domestic beastie  possessed me this weekend is somewhat defective. I used the toaster oven to broil fish for dinner and forgot I had a small plastic bag on the top of it. Not surprisingly it melted to the top during the cooking process. <\/p>\n<p>After much scraping I manged to get the melted plastic off of the metal casing. Unfortunately there&#8217;s now a little bit of blue dye (with the name of my soon to be former employer on it) on the top corner that I&#8217;ll need to try and wash off. Not sure if there&#8217;s enough elbow grease in the world to fix this.<\/p>\n<p>So much for taking care of myself and cooking healthier meals. Perhaps I should just go back to soup and sandwiches. I can&#8217;t screw them up! Or, at minimum, I should consider digging through the cupboards to break out the crock pot. It may be a good idea to stick with simple strews and chilis until I beat the defective domestic beasties into submission.<\/p>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t manage to get the dogs out to get their nails trimmed today. The store where we normally take the uppy puppehs isn&#8217;t open on Sundays. Yet another thing to add to my &#8216;to do&#8217; list this week. Will go well with the papers due and trips to the library.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently whichever domestic beastie possessed me this weekend is somewhat defective. I used the toaster oven to broil fish for dinner and forgot I had a small plastic bag on the top of it. Not surprisingly it melted to the top during the cooking process. After much scraping I manged to get the melted plastic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}