{"id":1331,"date":"2009-03-10T19:17:13","date_gmt":"2009-03-11T02:17:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valianthosting.ca\/clients\/daemon\/?p=1331"},"modified":"2009-03-11T15:22:54","modified_gmt":"2009-03-11T22:22:54","slug":"sneaky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/?p=1331","title":{"rendered":"Sneaky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Drew included a few shirts in the package he sent me. You might remember the <a href=\"http:\/\/valianthosting.ca\/clients\/daemon\/?p=1316\">story<\/a>. Package is delivered. Inside is coated in sticky goop because he sent pop cans home in the box. Frozen, exploded pop = me doing laundry AGAIN and trying to save a soggy letter so I can read it.<\/p>\n<p>I was a little confused at the time since both of the shirts were a size smaller than I wear. Nothing in the letter about the shirts NOT being for me so I figured Drew was just trying to encourage me to wear more form fitting clothing instead of my usual &#8220;tents&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently I was wrong.<\/p>\n<p>When Drew called me last night he informed me that the shirts are intended for him. Not me.<\/p>\n<p>Whaaaa!<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;m going to fill his next care package with things for me and make him hold onto them and bring them home to give back to me. Seems fitting under the circumstances.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drew included a few shirts in the package he sent me. You might remember the story. Package is delivered. Inside is coated in sticky goop because he sent pop cans home in the box. Frozen, exploded pop = me doing laundry AGAIN and trying to save a soggy letter so I can read it. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends-family","category-frothing-at-the-bit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1331"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1344,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331\/revisions\/1344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}