{"id":1349,"date":"2009-03-16T16:21:46","date_gmt":"2009-03-16T23:21:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valianthosting.ca\/clients\/daemon\/?p=1349"},"modified":"2009-03-16T16:21:46","modified_gmt":"2009-03-16T23:21:46","slug":"schnoz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/?p=1349","title":{"rendered":"Schnoz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d like a new nose please. <\/p>\n<p>For as long as I can recall I&#8217;ve had sinus trouble. When it gets bad and the pressure builds up my eye starts watering. Today my eye is doing an impression of a giant fountain. Bah!<\/p>\n<p>On the bright side I can&#8217;t smell anything when my nose gets like this so I didn&#8217;t have my usual gag attack when walking down the hallways at work. I like perfume or cologne as much as the next guy or gal but I can&#8217;t stand it when people bathe in their preferred scent.<\/p>\n<p>Still. I wouldn&#8217;t mind a clear nose all year long. If anyone has any suggestions for relief I&#8217;m all ears.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d like a new nose please. For as long as I can recall I&#8217;ve had sinus trouble. When it gets bad and the pressure builds up my eye starts watering. Today my eye is doing an impression of a giant fountain. Bah! On the bright side I can&#8217;t smell anything when my nose gets like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}