{"id":257,"date":"2007-01-04T16:59:58","date_gmt":"2007-01-04T21:59:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valianthosting.ca\/clients\/daemon\/?p=257"},"modified":"2007-01-04T16:59:58","modified_gmt":"2007-01-04T21:59:58","slug":"thursday-thirteen-baby-steps-to-the-elevator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/?p=257","title":{"rendered":"Thursday Thirteen &#8211; Baby Steps to the Elevator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to the 12th edition of <em>the screaming pages<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/thursdaythirteen.com\">Thursday Thirteen<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>For Christmas, the exercise fairy brought pedometers to myself and a fellow co-worker.  We&#8217;ve set up a daily challenge to see who walks around the center most on a day-to-day basis.  I&#8217;m winning most days &#8211; mainly because Boo keeps forgetting her pedometer at home.  Being a curious sort, I like to calculate how many steps it takes to get me where I need to go around the office.  Multiply these numbers by a bazillion trips a day, and you get an idea of how much running around I can do in an average 8 hour shift.<\/p>\n<p>This week&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/thursdaythirteen.com\">Thursday Thirteen<\/a> calculates how many steps it takes to get around the office assuming I start the (one way) journey at my cubicle.<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"><!--                                                                                                                              --><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\"><center>Thirteen Things about <strong>SHE<\/strong>.  Step Counting.<\/center><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>9 steps to the fax machine<\/li>\n<li>69 steps to the lunchroom<\/li>\n<li>86 steps to the ice and water machine<\/li>\n<li>91 steps to the microwave<\/li>\n<li>98 steps to the bathroom<\/li>\n<li>101 steps to the vending machine to buy apple juice<\/li>\n<li>142 steps to the mailroom<\/li>\n<li>152 steps to the main floor printer<\/li>\n<li>164 steps to the back door into HR<\/li>\n<li>183 steps to the main meeting room<\/li>\n<li>212 steps to the coffee shop<\/li>\n<li>218 steps to the security desk<\/li>\n<li>228 steps to the main door<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><small><center><a href=\"http:\/\/thursdaythirteen.com\">Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!<\/a><\/center><\/small><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday.  Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged!  If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments.  It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s easy, and fun!  Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well!  I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><small><center><a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/thursday+thirteen\" rel=\"tag\">View More Thursday Thirteen Participants<\/a><\/center><\/small><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><span class=\"technoratitag\">Technorati Tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tags\/thursday+thirteen\" rel=\"tag\">thursday thirteen<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tags\/t13\" rel=\"tag\">t13<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tags\/meme\" rel=\"tag\">meme<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to the 12th edition of the screaming pages Thursday Thirteen. For Christmas, the exercise fairy brought pedometers to myself and a fellow co-worker. We&#8217;ve set up a daily challenge to see who walks around the center most on a day-to-day basis. I&#8217;m winning most days &#8211; mainly because Boo keeps forgetting her pedometer at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-popularity-contests"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}