{"id":258,"date":"2007-01-04T20:54:16","date_gmt":"2007-01-05T01:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valianthosting.ca\/clients\/daemon\/?p=258"},"modified":"2007-01-04T20:54:16","modified_gmt":"2007-01-05T01:54:16","slug":"conversations-in-my-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/?p=258","title":{"rendered":"conversations in my car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>He:<\/strong> The man in the moon is sick tonight.<\/p>\n<p><strong>She:<\/strong> What are you talking about?<\/p>\n<p><strong>He:<\/strong> Look at the moon, it&#8217;s all yellow and fuzzy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>She:<\/strong> And that makes the man on the moon sick?<\/p>\n<p><strong>He:<\/strong> Well, he&#8217;s either sick or he has a really bad case of jaundice.<\/p>\n<p><strong>She: <\/strong>I&#8217;m blogging this when we get home.<\/p>\n<p><strong>He:<\/strong> You can&#8217;t quote me. I&#8217;m not signing the consent forms.<\/p>\n<p><strong>She:<\/strong> You married me, that&#8217;s consent by default.<\/p>\n<p><strong>He:<\/strong> Whatever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He: The man in the moon is sick tonight. She: What are you talking about? He: Look at the moon, it&#8217;s all yellow and fuzzy. She: And that makes the man on the moon sick? He: Well, he&#8217;s either sick or he has a really bad case of jaundice. She: I&#8217;m blogging this when we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends-family","category-lighter-side"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}