{"id":33,"date":"2006-03-28T12:15:31","date_gmt":"2006-03-28T18:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valianthosting.ca\/clients\/daemon\/?p=33"},"modified":"2006-03-28T12:15:31","modified_gmt":"2006-03-28T18:15:31","slug":"room-lottery-loser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":"room lottery loser"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I seem to have the worst luck in the hotel room lottery too. Paul is always stashed on a nice quiet floor, while my floors seem to be populated with partiers or screaming babies. The room next to mine currently has a screaming infant AND someone learning to play the recorder (learn faster, the squeaking is killing me). Normally, this wouldn&#8217;t be all that bad, but since we sleep during the day to work at night, having a baby scream in the room next to you for 5 hours straight tends to equal my not getting any sleep at all before heading to work. The walls in this hotel are incredibly thin. You can hear everything &#8211; especially those things you DON&#8217;T want to hear in a hotel!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I seem to have the worst luck in the hotel room lottery too. Paul is always stashed on a nice quiet floor, while my floors seem to be populated with partiers or screaming babies. The room next to mine currently has a screaming infant AND someone learning to play the recorder (learn faster, the squeaking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-where-no-flan-has-gone-before"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}