{"id":506,"date":"2007-10-28T11:22:29","date_gmt":"2007-10-28T18:22:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valianthosting.ca\/clients\/daemon\/?p=506"},"modified":"2007-10-28T11:22:29","modified_gmt":"2007-10-28T18:22:29","slug":"i-was-robbed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/?p=506","title":{"rendered":"I was robbed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m supposed to be working on my paper that&#8217;s due tomorrow so I&#8217;ll have to keep this brief.<\/p>\n<p>Last night we went to the Fort for it&#8217;s innagural Halloween party and a great time was had by all.\u00a0 Our former karaoke <em>hostest with the mostest<\/em> arrived with her <em>just turned 18 daughter<\/em> in tow and it was great to see her again after her months of self-imposed hiatus.<\/p>\n<p>A group of us got together and planned a group costume &#8211; after talking Robin out of coming as the Village People (thank goodness, since they showed up later) &#8211; we were decked out in homage to are area not far from my neighbourhood.\u00a0 I was a street light &#8211; with a working light and complete with the anti-prostitution signs and bus stop sign; Drew was our two-bit ho; Wendy a john &#8211; complete with bribes and a car; Robin was a pimp; and Caroline was our cop.\u00a0 Despite the wonders of our ensemble, no one from our group won the <em>best costume<\/em> prize *sigh*<\/p>\n<p>I guess we&#8217;ll have to try harder next year.<\/p>\n<pre><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m supposed to be working on my paper that&#8217;s due tomorrow so I&#8217;ll have to keep this brief. Last night we went to the Fort for it&#8217;s innagural Halloween party and a great time was had by all.\u00a0 Our former karaoke hostest with the mostest arrived with her just turned 18 daughter in tow and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-vittles-beer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}