{"id":530,"date":"2008-02-24T12:10:32","date_gmt":"2008-02-24T19:10:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valianthosting.ca\/clients\/daemon\/?p=530"},"modified":"2008-02-24T12:10:32","modified_gmt":"2008-02-24T19:10:32","slug":"speech-impediment-rock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/?p=530","title":{"rendered":"Speech Impediment Rock"},"content":{"rendered":"

We do strange things at our local karaoke bar. We sing rounds in the dark when the lights go out. We scrapbook. We tag inanimate objects with pithy sayings and watch our friend Robin get sent to the corner for a timeout when she misbehaves. Sometimes, we just hold strange conversations.<\/p>\n

Friday, we were discussing misheard song lyrics and songs that have, what appears to be, stuttering in the lyrics. We didn’t come up with enough possible songs to make a CD out of either of the lists, so now I’m expecting you, my 3 faithful readers, to help us complete the 10-13 song discs.<\/p>\n

Here’s what we’ve got so far:<\/p>\n

Speech Impediment Rock<\/em><\/p>\n

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  1. Ce Ce Rider<\/li>\n
  2. Sususudio<\/li>\n
  3. Bad to the Bone<\/li>\n
  4. Benny and the Jets<\/li>\n
  5. Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet<\/li>\n
  6. Get a Job<\/li>\n
  7. Karma Chamelian<\/li>\n
  8. My Sharona<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Misheard Lyrics<\/em><\/p>\n

      \n
    1. My Corona (My Sharona)<\/li>\n
    2. I call for pizzas (I fall to pieces)<\/li>\n
    3. Big ol’ aunt Jemima (Big ol’ Jet Airliner)<\/li>\n
    4. Lucy in the Sty with Linus (Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds)<\/li>\n
    5. Kiss this Guy (Kiss the Sky)<\/li>\n
    6. Bathroom on the right (Bad moon on the rise)<\/li>\n
    7. Slow Talking Walter (Smoke on the Water)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Get cracking. What can you add to our lists?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      We do strange things at our local karaoke bar. We sing rounds in the dark when the lights go out. We scrapbook. We tag inanimate objects with pithy sayings and watch our friend Robin get sent to the corner for a timeout when she misbehaves. Sometimes, we just hold strange conversations. Friday, we were discussing […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-vittles-beer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}