{"id":685,"date":"2008-05-28T23:31:07","date_gmt":"2008-05-29T06:31:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valianthosting.ca\/clients\/daemon\/?p=685"},"modified":"2008-05-29T10:00:50","modified_gmt":"2008-05-29T17:00:50","slug":"its-11pm-do-you-know-where-your-hubby-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/?p=685","title":{"rendered":"it’s 11pm. do you know where your hubby is?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I love the way our neighbourhood gathers together for weekends and holidays.\u00a0 I love the way we trade off BBQ nights and gather around\u00a0fire pits\u00a0to share stories and laugh during the week nights.\u00a0 However, sometimes there’s a bit too much beer drinking going on for a week day and I have to bow out of the festivities.\u00a0 So while I was sitting on the back deck reading Steyn’s America Alone,<\/em> Drew’s off jawing away at the neighbours house.\u00a0 At around 8:30pm I popped in to say hello and he tells me he’d like to get to sleep early and will be home around 9:30pm.\u00a0 At 11pm I’m still sitting on my back deck reading a book – one of the benefits of living up north are the amount of daylight hours in the summer – and can hear the boys’\u00a0voices progressively getting louder.\u00a0 My neighbour calls to say she’s heading off to bed and asks if I can collect zee hubby from her yard.\u00a0 I trot across the alley way to discover the boys in the garage measuring stairs and debating on how straight they are and whether or not they would form matched pairs.\u00a0 And of course they’re all three sheets to the wind.<\/p>\n

Cause I’m such a good wifey, I drag him home and put him to bed.\u00a0 And now I can’t sleep.\u00a0The worst thing about the evening is knowing that in the morning he’ll feel fine (evil metabolism) while I’ll spend most of my\u00a0day yawning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I love the way our neighbourhood gathers together for weekends and holidays.\u00a0 I love the way we trade off BBQ nights and gather around\u00a0fire pits\u00a0to share stories and laugh during the week nights.\u00a0 However, sometimes there’s a bit too much beer drinking going on for a week day and I have to bow out of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}