{"id":91,"date":"2006-09-06T20:54:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-06T20:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valianthosting.ca\/clients\/daemon\/?p=91"},"modified":"2008-04-07T02:14:27","modified_gmt":"2008-04-07T02:14:27","slug":"it-feels-like-a-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"it feels like a monday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did you ever have one of those days where you suspect that, despite all those years spent in college or university, you know absolutely nothing? It&#8217;s as if everything that you believed you knew turned to jelly and leaked out of your ears!<\/p>\n<p>It could be sleep deprivation, hunger, or a bad case of self-confidence destroying stress. I just don&#8217;t feel myself today. I find my usually short fuze has fizzled down to a centimetre in length and every new crisis today has made me question my competence and ability to do anything useful.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d advise everyone to stay a good 5 to 10 metres back. Like Ste. Helens, I&#8217;m likely to blow at any time&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you ever have one of those days where you suspect that, despite all those years spent in college or university, you know absolutely nothing? It&#8217;s as if everything that you believed you knew turned to jelly and leaked out of your ears! It could be sleep deprivation, hunger, or a bad case of self-confidence [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/screamingpages.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}