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Got this via email from my good friend Wendy:

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Let’s get this straight, it’s called a gravel road. I drive a pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you’re going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
3. They are pigs, cattle and oil wells. That’s what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don’t like it? No. 2 goes south and north. No. 1 goes east and west. Pick one.
4. So, you drive a sixty-thousand dollar car. We’re real impressed. We have a quarter-million dollar combine that we drive three weeks a year.
5. So every person in a pickup waves. It’s called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
6. We started hunting and fishing when we were nine years old. Yeah, we saw “Bambi” too. We got over it.
7. If a cell phone rings when ducks are coming in, we shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don’t have it up to your ear at the time.
8. Yeah, we eat beef and pork. You want sushi and caviar? It’s available at the corner bait shop.
9. The “Opener” refers to the first day of deer season. It’s a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
10. We open doors for women. This applies to everyone regardless of age.
11. No, there’s no “Vegetarian Special” on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef’s Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey.
12. When we set a table there are three main dishes; meats, vegetables and breads. We use three spices; salt, pepper and ketchup.
13. You bring “Coke” into my house it better be brown, wet, served Over ice and plenty of it! You bring “Hooch” into my house it better have four legs, a tail and have a nose for partridge, duck or pheasant. You Bring “Mary Jane” to my house she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck and have long hair.
14. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don’t hit in the water hazards – it spooks the fish.
15. Colleges? Try Olds College. They come outta there with an education and a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickup trucks when they come home for the holidays.
16. We have more Air Force and Army than any other Province, so, “Don’t Mess with Alberta”.
17. Our military is only used as a backup. Per capita, each man, woman and child owns at least two firearms and knows how to use them.
18. Also, remember that Ralph once said, Alberta can make it without Canada, but Canada can’t make it without Alberta.

Who says we are rednecks??? We were under the impression everyone else was just backwards!

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I volunteered for this at Laughing Muse‘s place, who in turn, found out about the meme at Ealasaid‘s place.

Meme rules:

• Leave me a comment saying, “Me, Me!!!” while waving your hand in the air.
• I will respond by asking you five questions.
• You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
• You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.

1. So tell us, Maritimes-gal: is it properly “Newfoundland” or “Newfoundland and Labrador” (Or “who cares, I’m from New Brunswick”?) I believe the proper term is “The Rock”. Actually, growing up it was “Newfoundland” but rumour (and the CBC) tells me it’s now “Newfoundland and Labrador”. The Newf’s I’ve known have always considered Labrador as part of their province.Technically, “Newfoundland and Labrador” aren’t part of the Maritimes – that’s limited to NB, PEI, and NS for some strange reason – but is included as part of the Atlantic provinces.
2. You’ve been reading a lot lately, as part of 52 books in 52 weeks. What two books from your list would you like to revisit later, and why? I know I’ll read almost all of these books again at some later date. Unless I’ve passed on the book to friends, via Book Crossing, donated it or dropped it off at a used book store – about 25% of my books end up out of my house this way – I re-read my books every few years. Of the list I’ve posted since the beginning of the year, none has stood out as one that I have to go back and re-read immediately. I usually have to wait until after I’ve forgotten most of the good details before I can re-read a mystery or crime novel.I have a few books on my “to read” list that I know I’ll end up re-reading within a few months. Most of those books are the ones related in some way to adult learning and instructional design. I know that those written by Paulo Freire, Malcolm Knowles and Robert Mager will rank high on the re-read list. Since there’s a new Harry Potter due out this summer, I’ll need to re-read the rest of the series before July. And of course, when I need to smile, I’ll be reaching for Terry Pratchett and Christopher Moore’s books.
3. Where would you love to travel, that you haven’t yet been? And why? I’ve always wanted to go to Russia, or more specifically, to take one of the tour trains – I think it’s the Orient Express – and explore the country. I think a lot of the allure is that the hubby and I have never really gone on vacation by ourselves and so this has become our “dream vacation” where we get to travel the world together.
4. How did you get into instructional design? I read the Wikipedia entry on I.D., but it just confused me more (or perhaps that’s the caffeine deficiency) Some days I wish I knew the answer to this. I was not-so-happily trudging along in computer support (software, hardware, networks, internet) and filling occasional training and content development slot as it came up. I had what my boss (at the time) called a “gut instinct” for developing training materials and knowledge sharing. I took a position in our Training department, went back to school, and found that I adored Instructional Design. Granted, there a some parts I love more than others – needs analysis and evaluation are my passions – but I think that’s true of any field of work or study.
5. You just resigned from your job. Even with the worries of job-searching…have you stopped smiling yet? 😀 When I’m not busy rolling through a giant host of emotions – happiness, sheer joy, fear, worry – I’m still busy doing my happy dance and smiling like a fool.

Okay – who’s next!?!?? Leave a comment, and I’ll prep some questions for you.

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You know, these quizzes are always a lot of fun, but I can’t say I’m all that surprised by the results of this one. Were you?

What type of Fae are you?

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I was visiting A Spot of T today and came across her obituary. Not to be outdone, I had to find out what my epitaph would say.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Considering my site and blog name, it’s amazingly appropriate…