prison diary: day two

Scribbled down on March 23rd, 2008 by she
Posted in Learning & Education, Lighter Side

Today, I resumed battle with the evil Psych paper. The purpose is to take a series of personality tests – the assignment provided a list of links of which 1/4 are not longer valid and 1/2 require payment to receive completed results – and evaluate their use, validity and the construction of the instrument. The topic could be interesting if I could just stop wandering the Internet aimlessly searching for free Personality tests. I’m cheap. I’m already paying over 600$ a class to attend school. I can’t afford to pay 8-85$ for test results just so I can complete my paper.

Yesterday, I switched over to my official locked in the basement blog theme. The original plan was to switch to the black/grey theme when I was feeling particularly cranky or moody. Upon reflection, I think it’s the perfect theme for all those sunny weekends when I’m locked in my basement writing papers or studying for exams when all my friends and neighbours are out playing. Wheeee! I sound like a 12 year old sentenced to summer school…

Amy stopped by and offered a companion. Everyone locked in a basement should definitely have one of these to protect them. Of course, I have two of the larger, crankier versions on the lookout for the evil prison guard. He randomly stomps into the room asking impertinent questions – “are you done yet? “, “when can we eat?”, “do you know what your personality is yet?”, and my particular favourite “I’m an extroverted exhibitionist with pyromaniac tendencies. See, it’s easier if you just make it up.”

Update: Found some freebie tests that offer full responses without requesting I fork over some form of payment. At least that part of the process is now complete.


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4 Responses to “prison diary: day two”

  1. I am glad you are taking all propper precautions because

    http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/23/funny-pictures-bad-solz-go-to-basement/

    And what did your tests reveal?

  2. No wonder my feed hasn’t said you’ve had a post for awhile, I have a different url in my feed!! Must fix right away! I hope the evil prison guard wasn’t right on the personality he made up for you. I didn’t even know you could take tests to reveal such things. And although I’m curious, I’m not really sure I’d want to know what it says about me. My luck I’d get something like evil-doer who should be locked away for good.

  3. Our kids are always taking tests. There are a whole bunch they are taking now on facebook and then compare the percentage they are like their different friends. They also took all the ones people have done on their blogs, like what kind of ice cream are you, what kind of shoe are you, what type of criminal would you be. Our 16 year old daughter as a very emotionally removed personality so she could be a hit man (woman). Great!

  4. I think most of that psych test are for the psych, not the patient. Hope you get out of the basement soon. Hope there is a bathroom down there too.

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