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    For Wendy

    Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 Posted in Lighter Side | 1 Comment »

    If you have to ask, you're not a member of the Edmonton Girls Pipe Band. PRAYER FOR THE PIPE MAJOR. Lord, give me the words to explain to everyone else the lofty ... Read more..

    Highland Games Beer Tent Users Manual : Troubleshooting Section

    Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 Posted in Lighter Side | 1 Comment »

    SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to ... Read more..