excuse me while I kick this child

Scribbled down on February 3rd, 2007 by she
Posted in Where No Flan Has Gone Before

Ok, so all my friends are going to suspect I did this on purpose – but honest, it was an accident.

I can’t believe I forgot to mention this in my huge post yesterday, but while at the train station in Agra I accidentally kicked a toddler. I was mortified and spent ages apologizing to his mother, who seemed far more interested in getting away from the crazy Canadian tourist than in making a scene.

I was standing talking to Ted, and did an about face to head towards the train bridge and our platform. I barely moved my leg a few inches when I felt it connect with something soft, watched the little boy tumble to the platform, and listened to his ear splitting scream. He got up, dusted himself off, and ran to mommy. I hadn’t seen the boy at all, and Ted had barely caught him out of the corner of his eye. While Ted apologized for not warning me of his presence, I was busy conveying all my apologies to his mother and begging for forgiveness.

And then it struck me – what the hell was a toddler doing 15 feet away from mom bearing down on the white tourists? Shouldn’t someone have been keeping track of him in the madness that was Agra Cantt train station?

In order for my foot to have connected with him – and I know it did – he had to be standing immediately behind me, almost touching me. Shouldn’t someone the child belonged to have called him away from us long before I made a move to turn around?

So know you all know the sordid truth. In country less than a week and I’ve already managed to kick a child. I wonder what next week holds?

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3 Responses to “excuse me while I kick this child”

  1. lol i thought kids were there just so we could practice our drop kicks? Arent they?

    it was an accident and you apologised AND the kid should have been no more then an arm length from its mom anyway

    you are forgiven by me, and really, thats all that matters, isnt it?

  2. Don’t sweat it. Kids can escape from a mom’s watchful gaze in the time it takes to blink. And they can get far in that semi-instant!

    You did just fine.

  3. Oh yeah. To expect a child to stay with their parents like they are told to is like expecting the President of the United States to admit that he is a dumbass or expecting to walk on water. In practise, it’s a good idea but it’s just impractical.

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