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    Rockin’ Girl Blogger

    Sunday, July 15th, 2007 Posted in Popularity Contests | 7 Comments »

    Joy, over at A Spot of T, decided to award me with the Rockin' Girl Blogger award on the day I shamlessly blogged about dropping my cell phone in the ... Read more..

    Thursday Thirteen – Bagpipes

    Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 Posted in Popularity Contests | 8 Comments »

    Welcome to the 31st edition of the screaming pages Thursday Thirteen. I'm the child of Scots immigrants. I grew up around pipers and dancers and spent the bulk ... Read more..

    Murray’s (Murphy’s) Laws Of Piping.

    Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 Posted in Lighter Side | 1 Comment »

    No matter when you change your reed, it only blows out as you march off. Any reed changed just before a parade will be too hard to blow. When the Pipe ... Read more..

    For Wendy

    Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 Posted in Lighter Side | 1 Comment »

    If you have to ask, you're not a member of the Edmonton Girls Pipe Band. PRAYER FOR THE PIPE MAJOR. Lord, give me the words to explain to everyone else the lofty ... Read more..

    Highland Games Beer Tent Users Manual : Troubleshooting Section

    Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 Posted in Lighter Side | 1 Comment »

    SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to ... Read more..